March 16, 2009
8:11 am
To: All Seasons
Fr: God
Season Change
Hey guys!
Just a reminder that we’re changing seasons on Friday. You know the drill.
8:12am
To: God
Fr: Fall
Auto Out-Of-Office Reply
To whoever just emailed me, cut it out.
I’m off for the next few months.
I am in the Bahamas and have no access to email.
8:15am
To: God, All Seasons
Fr: Spring
Re: Season Change
Yay! I’m so glad to be back. Wintering in Mexico is nice, but all those tourists – yuck!
Anyway, all my stuff is in cardboard boxes, ready to move into the office.
Winter, let me know when you can get your things out. I know you aren’t officially off until Friday, but I could move in early. J
8:17am
To: God, All Seasons
Fr: Summer
Re: re: Season Change
Welcome back, Spring. Although I feel I should point out that you weren’t in too much of a hurry to leave last year, so it’s not very fair to pressure Winter to leave before he’s ready. J
8:20am
To: God, All Seasons
Fr: Spring
Re: re: re: Season Change
I know you mean well, Summer, but may I point out that I vacated the office exactly two minutes before the change in ’08. I’d hardly call that “late,” would you? J
Anyway, I have lots to get going on here, so any help would be greatly appreciated. Winter seems to have overstepped his bounds in a few areas, and I have one heck of a mess to clean up.
10:45am
To: Winter
Fr: God
REMINDER – Season Change
Winter, not sure if you got my last email. The season change is this Friday. We need to know you’ll be ready to go. Spring’s chomping at the bit to get in there.
12:27pm
To: Winter
Fr: God
PLEASE REPLY ASAP
Winter, I still haven’t heard back from you. Will you be ready to leave on Friday or not?????
March 20, 2009
To: All Seasons
Fr: God
Season Change – DELAY
Sorry everyone, it appears I was a bit too hasty in the “Season Change” memo from earlier this week. I just dug up an interdepartmental memo from the Groundhog Division we got at the beginning of February. Thanks for pointing it out, Winter. Anyway, it appears Winter gets to hang around a while longer. Sorry for the confusion.
That’s pretty much how I thought it would go. LMAO